we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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