I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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