woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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