how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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