i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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