therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
This house was built for laser tag.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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