Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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