You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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