We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
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