haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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