I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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