I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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