"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.�
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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