Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
We’re leaving where are you
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