yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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