id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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