how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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