That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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