found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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