i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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