I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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