I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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