one two three fourrrrnication!
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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