Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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