Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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