Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Randomize
