That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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