party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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