WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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