so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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