i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
There's always time for handjobs
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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