one two three fourrrrnication!
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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