people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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