She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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