i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Randomize