I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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