Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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