Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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