I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Randomize
