I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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