dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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