remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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