Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Randomize
