i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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