ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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