What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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