Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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