super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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