i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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