I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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