my mouth tastes like poor choices
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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