i just had sex bonerless
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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