i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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